Life On Mars
by Mark Pinder
She comes home from work one day, and says: ‘Oh, I saw a great portfolio today’.
He says: ‘Tell me about it’.
She says: ‘Oh it was gorgeous, buckskin exterior, velvet lined, gold leaf inserts, beautiful brass hinges and the sweetest little cubby hole for his business cards’.
‘Yes, but what about the photos?’
‘Oh they were of horses and fields or something, don’t really remember, gave him 3 commissions though’……….
Guess I won’t be working for Cosmo or Country Life anytime soon………